Aging Is the Plot Twist I Didn’t See Coming
Price range: $58.00 through $68.00
The plot shifted. You kept the pen.
This shirt isn’t about decline — it’s about authorship.
You got older — and stepped out of the role they cast you in.
Now you’re directing your own ending.
- Cinematic
closing-credits typography
- Final-frame
grey ink on deep navy
- Aging
as a refusal, not a retreat
- Quietly
powerful. Irrefutably alive.
Classic unisex cut with an easy, regular drape (tubular body, no side seams).
Runs true to size. If you’re between sizes and prefer a closer fit, go down one; for a roomier look, go up one.
Midweight 5.3 oz/yd² (≈180 g/m²) jersey feels substantial without being stiff.
7/8" rib collar holds shape; taped neck and shoulders add comfort and durability.
Expect slight shrinkage (~3–5%) on first wash; fabric is preshrunk to keep it minimal.
Colour notes: heathers/sport greys may include polyester for extra softness; solids are typically 100% cotton.
Care tip: wash cold, tumble dry low to preserve fit and print.
- 5.3oz/yd² | 180g/m² | 100% Cotton
- Innovation you can feel.
- Made with the latest breakthrough in soft cotton technology
- The Heavy Cotton has been remastered for improved printability, quality and comfort you can see and feel
- Classic width, Seamless double-needle rib collar
- Taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems
- Classic fit, seamless body
- Our T-Shirt manufacturer is a proud member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
- Made with OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
A word from our T-Shirt Manufacturer:
Respect for people
Embracing our responsibility to treat our people with respect and dignity by providing rewarding, safe, and healthy work environments.
Respect for environment
Manufacturing clothes in an environmentally conscious way by paying attention to every detail, every drop of water and energy.
Respect for circularity
Diverting waste from landings by finding creative ways to reduce, reuse, recycle, and recover.
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Size | S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL |
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